So today I decided to go see Blake Victoria. It was a long trip. First it started in the grape aisle where there was a bunch of mushed grapeskins (they are seriously really slippery on tiles) and kept going almost to the asparagus slash carrot aisle. When I looked up from the floor, there he was all worried and doing the 5-point health safety check (he's the first aid officer. Also John is when Blake's not around, but I guess that makes John the second aid officer). I said nah all good, see you next fall, and got up, customers all looking at me. I said to myself, oh gosh I'm a total klutz of a human being, and tried to avoid all human interaction for the rest of the day. It was only when I got home that I realized there was a grape in my hair. I mean a grape IN MY HAIR. Now I've had bees before and all kinds of things, but a grape. How am I meant to be an example to anyone when I'm so darn incompetent? And I was feeling pretty sheepish as I left Dave&Dave and went home. I said to Mary, you know Mary, sometimes I feel like I'm just a big joke to everyone. She said well Mom, I love you. I said aww thanks Mary.
I am going to live in my house for the rest of my life and never see the sun again. I mean my skin is already 3/4 of the way there, and I can order food deliveries. Then when my hair is long enough, I can let it down through the window and wait for prince charming.
Calm down, stop being silly Livi, you have work to do, you're still called to service. Okay, I'm hungry, let's make some sushi. I mean, what could go wrong with that?
Ha ha just joking I'm ordering takeout.