I always considered Uncle Kevin my most extended family, mainly because of his long arms. But today I said to Mary, oh wow you know who I've forgotten to buy a parcel for? Parcel man! He's like extended family, like a weird distant cousin who lives in the post office. Mary said what are you going to get for him? I said hmm, well Mary you're always the one with ideas. What do you think? She said a jetski. I said think less expensive. She said a small jetski. I said think not water. She said a land ski. I said Mary, you've just come up with a million dollar Livi idea. But I think they're called cars.

In the end, I decided to get him a case of cola, since he must get thirsty running around delivering all that mail from this universe and the next.

- Livi.