I was stacking apples when lo and behold the Susanmobile. I said hi S! She said hi Livi! I thought I would come and say hello, since I've heard about your new job. Hope it's going well. I said it is. She said glad to hear that! It must be helping your bank account too since you were out of work for all that time. I said well I'm not very good with the fairies actually, I need someone to check my balance. That was when she tried to push me over.

My influence is rubbing off on people.

I said Susan, did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? She froze, and said oh no, really? I said yep. They tried to wake him up.

Susan said her work has been going well, especially now that it is warm, it is going quite swimmingly. She also bought some mangoes and a punnet of blueberries, which I showed her to with all my customer service skills. John came up to me afterwards and congratulated me on getting on so well with my customers. I said yep, I'm natural. No pesticides, herbicides, GMO free, 100% organic. Like these raspberries. Could I interest you in a punnet? They're discounted from 3.99 to 2.50 today.

- Livi.