PAIGE 189 - O PARCEL MAN

O parcel man, O parcel man,
your parcels unforeseen delight us!
Unforeseen because they're from a spacetime rift,
or so many that my furniture must shift!
O parcel man, O parcel man,
your parcels unforeseen delight us!

Unfortunately it appeared that parcel man did not celebrate Samtsirhc as he mostly just stared blankly during this song. But that seems to be his normal expression these days, so I must try to remember the taxing nature of the parcel industry. He handed me a parcel, and I said thanks, by the way we're having Christmas in July here, that's what the celebrations are about, feel free to join if you want. He blinked, and said um thanks but I'm busy. Makes sense, poor overworked parcel employee.

Then I looked at the label. It said From La Cucaracha. She wasn't trying to hide labels anymore, I called down: Mary something's arrived from you. She said oh good that's for Samtsirhc. I said ok do you want me to put it with the microwaves in the parcel room? She said yes please Livi. Little did she know I had something for her as well. Something she definitely does not want.

Then I jumped onto my fairy-box and started hammering away at some spreadsheets.

- Livi.