PAIGE 181 - AND A MICROWAVE FOR MY LABORATORY

On the first day of Samtsirhc, somebody gave to me
a microwave for my laboratory.
On the second day of Samtsirhc, somebody gave to me
two whacking breads,
and a microwave for my laboratory.

On the third day of Samtsirhc, somebody game to me
three pseudonyms,
two whacking breads,
and a microwave for my laboratory.

On the fourth day of Samtsirhc, somebody gave to me
four (x1000) crazy Russians,
three pseudonyms,
two whacking breads,
and a microwave for my laboratory.

On the fifth day of Samtsirhc, somebody gave to me
five large rectovals
four (x1000) crazy Russians,
three pseudonyms,
two whacking breads,
and a microwave for my laboratory.

On the sixth day of Samtsirhc, somebody gave to me
six habaneros
five large rectovals
four (x1000) crazy Russians,
three pseudonyms,
two whacking breads,
and a microwave for my laboratory.

On the seventh day of Samtsirhc, somebody gave to me
seven sparkly froyos
six habaneros
five large rectovals
four (x1000) crazy Russians,
three pseudonyms,
two whacking breads,
and a microwave for my laboratory.

On the eighth day of Samtsirhc, somebody gave to me
eight pear-juice cartons
seven sparkly froyos
six habaneros
five large rectovals
four (x1000) crazy Russians,
three pseudonyms,
two whacking breads,
and a microwave for my laboratory.

On the ninth day of Samtsirhc, somebody gave to me
nine la cucarachas (my ears!)
eight pear-juice cartons
seven sparkly froyos
six habaneros
five large rectovals
four (x1000) crazy Russians,
three pseudonyms,
two whacking breads,
and a microwave for my laboratory.

On the tenth day of Samtsirhc, somebody gave to me
ten scrambled eggs
nine la cucarachas (my ears!)
eight pear-juice cartons
seven sparkly froyos
six habaneros
five large rectovals
four (x1000) crazy Russians,
three pseudonyms,
two whacking breads,
and a microwave for my laboratory.

On the eleventh day of Samtsirhc, somebody gave to me
eleven evil Livis
ten scrambled eggs
nine la cucarachas (my ears!)
eight pear-juice cartons
seven sparkly froyos
six habaneros
five large rectovals
four (x1000) crazy Russians,
three pseudonyms,
two whacking breads,
and a microwave for my laboratory.

On the last day of Samtsirhc, somebody gave to me
twelve (divided by two) useless fans
eleven evil Livis
ten scrambled eggs
nine la cucarachas (my ears!)
eight pear-juice cartons
seven sparkly froyos
six habaneros
five large rectovals
four (x1000) crazy Russians,
three pseudonyms,
two whacking breads,
and a microwave for my laboratory.

- Livi.