PAIGE 116 - THE JOB HUNTING SONG

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Once old Livi had a job
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and in that job she stacked some shelves
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With a chip stack here,
root beer there
Russians, Russians everywhere!
Once old Livi had a job
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Once old Livi called a store
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and waited, then waited some more
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she faxed a page
for a wage
and waited for the next ice age
and still she waited, what a bore!
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Your time is valuable to us
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that's why we hired Voicemail Gus
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press star to wait
hash to wait
or otherwise, press one to wait
Your time is valuable to us
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Old Livi now is really old
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she lives as if she is paroled
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she stares at screens
magazines
it's like she's made of fax machines
Old Livi now is really old
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- Livi.