For job hunting, you need three things. One, a large net. Two, a crossbow, and three, yourself. What you do is...

Yes, still on the lookout for jobs. Have not yet actually seen any, and nobody has said LOOKOUT! because none have been thrown at me. But it's still very early, I know, it's just that I've been doing this all or most of the day, and it's really draining. I was sitting back in my chair today when I thought, maybe I'm the problem, I'll never get a job. The thought just kind of broke in. So I told it, hey this is private property, get out of here! And it didn't come back for a while. I sat back in my chair and said to myself, now look Livi how far you've come. Approximately 300 miles, although I didn't actually check Mary's odometer when I first arrived in Sparrow. And look, you found that job with Des, and it all just kind of fell into place, like a puzzle. Except you're inept, and you know puzzles don't fall into place themselves, someone has to arrange the pieces. Yes, thank you God.

It's amazing we have long memories for things like feet getting stepped on, but we become goldfish otherwise. I had one once, so I know. I called him Gill. Then he died. Don't ask how. We buried him with his favorite cereal, Chocolate Puffs.

Also my cat Tinkerbell, although she didn't die. Mom you said all the family could have a can of pop. Tinkerbell was family.

Ok, I'm rambling now. I'm going to get back to work. And hopefully get terminated.

- Livi.